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Cartman would later claim it was just a prank on Kyle and the others. In "Kenny Dies", Cartman sings "Heat of the Moment" to the United States House of Representatives convincing them to vote in favor of stem cell research. Cartman also carries around what appears to be a Glock 17 pistol that has been seen in a few episodes. Wendy's best friend, Bebe, often shows hatred for Cartman, as he does for her. This shown especially in "It's a Jersey Thing", where it was not until after Kyle left did he start crying from being attacked by him, and then later used it to convince other boys to lock him in a meat locker. He also tried at it in the episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons" when Kyle's kidneys were failing and Cartman, being the only one with Kyle's blood type, demanded a payment of 10 million dollars when Stan begged him to let Kyle have his kidney. In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, when they were facing certain death, Cartman tried to atone for all the times he called Kyle "A big dumb Jew", telling him "I didn't mean it. A handsome soft Jew. He is the only one of the children in South Park to speak Spanish fluently, as shown when kids go to him when they cannot understand people, although he is sometimes prone to grammatical errors, such as the previously mentioned example. ", where Cartman declares wrathfully "God, I hate Craig! In order to try and trick the other boys into thinking that his hand might be truly sentient, Mitch/Jennifer (and thus Cartman) pursues a relationship with Ben Affleck during which Cartman proceeds to give Ben multiple hand jobs, one time even waking up in bed with a naked Affleck, his hand covered in "Affleck splooge". The Crimes of Randy Marsh. He also believes Jews to be incapable of many professions, such as basketball player, singing/rhythm, fireman, pirate or even so much as someone tough, however on some occasions his accusations have been proven true (particularly rhythm). Though, they did become friends again in "Ass Burgers". He later seemed dejected when Wendy told him her feelings for him were gone which obviously proved he fancied her. In "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics", Cartman sings, "O Holy Night" (despite several interruptions). He is married to Yentl Cartman and has three children: Menorah, Moisha, and Hackelm. The FBI arrives to arrest Cartman for a hate crime. Cartman's mind even once backfired against him during "Le Petit Tourette", during which he made everyone believe he was suffering from Tourette's Syndrome, so as to be able to go around saying whatever horrible hateful thing he wanted without consequences. However, in "200", Cartman brings back Mitch Conner to swindle a group of celebrities, and again proceeds to argue with his hand and disagreeing with it, despite the fact there is no one around him to trick, leading one to believe that Cartman really believes the hand is a person. There are four sources for the surname, all of which have played some part in the development since the . Cartman is probably the only friend he has, Cartman and Jackson have a very good relationship together. In a mean-spirited feeling, Cartman begins singing an Elvis version of "In the Ghetto" when in Kenny's neighborhood, namely, the poor part of town. In the episode "Christian Rock Hard", Butters does another one at Cartman while he is beaten down by Tolkien, by farting on his face giving him the finger while saying "fuck you Eric", for his repeated blasphemy and ruining their band. When Wendy kissed him at the presentation to get her emotions out of her system, he was pleased and facially bragged to Stan about it. In situations where the other boys share his goals, Cartman is often the de facto leader (e.g. Although initially surprised, Cartman lets out moans of pleasure, just before a fifty-foot satellite dish shoots out of his rectum. "Make Love, Not Warcraft", "The List", and "Marjorine"). However, in earlier episodes like "Damien" he is able to beat up Kyle. First Despite this, in "Member Berries" he was shown to still not have learned this. In "200" however, Cartman's hand/puppet Mitch Conner reveals that what Cartman was told was a lie and that Liane was not Cartman's father. This was 100% of all the recorded Cartman's in USA. He physically abuses others, both through his fists and weapons (such as when he hit Tolkien Black and Pip Pirrip with rocks). In "Casa Bonita", Cartman faked an apocalypse so Butters would hide in a bomb shelter for over a week, so Cartman could go with Kyle, Stan, and Kenny to Casa Bonita instead of Butters. Along the same line, in "The Passion of the Jew", he is able to rally all the members of the Mel Gibson fan club to march through the town while yelling, "Wir mssen die Juden ausrotten!" Although Cartman can at times be worldly, he is often wildly misinformed; he once believed that dolphins lived in igloos and mistook a canned food drive for 'when you cut open a chick's stomach and pull out the baby from inside,' and mistakes sexual harassment when 'you're having intercourse with a lady friend and someone tickles your balls from behind. It appears that Cartman has a strong hatred for Clyde, as shown by his "Shit List" in "The Fractured But Whole" where he placed Clyde 3rd for his most hated person, after Kyle and Liane Cartman respectively. In "Cartmanland", Cartman is shown to be aware of Kenny's deaths telling the IRS that Kenny "dies all the time". Listed here. Eric Theodore Cartman When they spotted a real Peruvian band "stealing their spotlight", after the other boys first confronted them in English and the band members continued to play as if they did not hear them (since they did not speak English), Cartman began yelling at them in Spanish, generally telling them to stop playing in their area. Although Stan is much more tolerant of Cartman than Kyle is, he often holds Cartman in very high contempt for his unacceptable behaviour. Even though he usually rips on Tolkien for being black, and he said he is gonna kill Tolkien someday - ("Christian Rock Hard"), he does not seem to harbor negative feelings for black people, and Cartman always says he is going to kill people, so saying he was going to kill Tolkien might not be personal. Karpman's retorts against that further convinced Trey that "The Fat Kid" had to be named Cartman. Scott Tenorman is Cartman's half-brother and nemesis. In "1%", it is revealed that he is so unhealthy that he single-handedly made the school's average on the Presidential Fitness Test the lowest in the entire country, despite the fact that all of the other students scored average on the test. ", he cross dresses as "Bad Irene", a woman who is addicted to abortions. Instead of throwing tantrums, Cartman burglarizes houses and steals property from liberals and conservatives as revealed in "About Last Night" when he broke into peoples houses and stole their T.V. Also, in the episode "Are You There God? He often idolizes people whom he feels share his various bigotries and aims. In fact, Cartman even showed a little concern for Kenny when he found out his new girlfriend was a whore in "The Ring". In "The Simpsons Already Did It", after discovering that semen will fertilize his sea-people, he goes to a sperm bank to collect "sea-men". Grandfather In A Song of Ass and Fire, there is a picture of Cartman and Kenny sitting next to each other at Casa Bonita, even though Cartman slams down the photo because Kenny 'betrayed' him by switching to PlayStation 4 instead of sticking with Xbox 1. Although in the video his character is referred to as Kenny. Grade Cartman is shown in "T.M.I." Kyle still made it a point to break his Xbox after they come back from New York and LA curing AIDS. In "1%", he performed so poorly on the school's gym athletics test that it brought the school's average down to the worst in the country. Kyle addresses this and politely asks the girls to cease their teasing because it is making her feel insecure about herself. as if this was illegal. In "Cartman Sucks", Cartman seeks to humiliate and degrade Butters by taking a picture of himself with Butters' penis in his mouth. The very dark, often disturbing undertones to his personality often hint at an extreme mental imbalance. Cartman is also shown to type very fast, as he wrote apparent emails about a teenage girl having a sexual affair with The Psychologist. 10 His most recent use of it was when he and Butters stormed a Chinese restaurant, and he orders Butters to use his gun to hold the crowd and fire at any intruders (although Cartman begins to regret giving Butters the firearm because he keeps accidentally shooting men in the genitals). Race When Cartman realized the truth, he then proceeded to attempt several fruitless revenge plots, until at last he created an elaborate scheme in which he had their father Jack, and Mrs. Tenorman killed, ground up into Chili and fed to Scott. However, Jimmy seems to be one of the few people that Cartman respects and is willing to do good deeds for. This penchant for ad hoc songs was specifically mentioned in "Ginger Kids". Everyone but Kyle likes the story, including Stan. In "Fat Butt and Pancake Head", while Kyle is immediately distrustful of Cartman's claim that he cannot control the actions of his hand (which has seemed to take on a life of its own), Stan gives Cartman the benefit of the doubt and admits that, with all the stuff that happens in South Park, Cartman could be telling the truth. Cartman apparently sees scenes of sickening and/or disturbing imagery every time he closes his eyes, but thinks nothing of it. However Cartman beats Jimmy up in "Casa Bonita" in an attempt to gain Kyle's friendship even though Jimmy was trying to help Cartman. The fact Cartman does this could indicate an unconscious sexual desire towards men (Ben Affleck in-particular in this case), Cartman's extreme lengths to trick his friend (despite them not being present to witness the hand jobs, making the actions pointless in the grand scheme of things), or that Cartman's Mitch Conner is part of a psychological break resulting in a multiple personality. In the late 90's, there was a pro wrestler in the WWF (Now WWE) named Golga (John Tenta), who had a gimmick that had an obsession for Cartman holding a doll and wearing a T-shirt. Cartman often shows less interest in sexuality than the other boys. This is most apparent in "Asspen" and "Cartman Sucks". However, it was not until the Season Five episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die" incident that we see how deep his insanity goes, when he creates a highly elaborate and sociopathy scheme, resulting in murder and cannibalism. He is the most foul-mouthed character in the show. Religion ("We must exterminate the Jews!"). The very dark, usually disturbing undertones to his personality often hint at an extreme mental imbalance. As the boys leave, Cartman turns to Stan and says, "I still hate Kyle more than you". Cartman has a mixed relationship with Tolkien Black, although it is mostly negative, displayed by his use of stereotypes and general, reoccurring meanness to him. Another moment of this apparent confusion can be seen during the events of the "Imaginationland" trilogy, where he bet Kyle that leprechauns were real, and if he won, Kyle would have to suck his balls. Though Cartman seems to have held him little regard (as evidenced from when he attempted to run away from the prison while Romper-Stomper suffered an injury and stayed behind), he appears to have genuinely appreciated Romper-Stomper's help. I feel that the only reason people hate him because he is bigoted and a brat. For Rush's Snakes and Arrows tour, a short animated clip was made to introduce the song "Tom Sawyer", featuring the boys from South Park as a band attempting to perform the song. Cartman's ass cannot be replaced. Cartman however instead reads off a long-winded hate speech against the Jewish people (most likely the one he intended to use during "Le Petit Tourette"), where he urges the rest of the country to help him in rising up against the Jews and in which most of his speech is directed primarily towards Kyle. The grotesquely fat orange-and-black tomcat that Mr. Kitty tries to mate with in an alley looks an awful lot like Garfield. In earlier episodes, Kenny was his best friend, however, in later seasons, Butters Stotch is usually depicted as such. Cartman often takes advantage of Butters' kindness and desire to be accepted in order to fulfill his schemes. However, in "Make Love, Not Warcraft", Clyde is reluctant to join the Cartman-led attack on the the griefer, and ultimately no-shows as he is more preoccupied looking at a Playboy centerfold than playing the game. However, in the same episode, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny express concern over Cartman's safety and keep a lookout at Tolkien's house to protect him. In fact, Cartman comforts Shelley when she feels insecure about her appearance and feels that no one likes her. Although when the satellite retreats back into his rectum, he experiences severe pain. Cartman seems to have no problem talking to people and speaking in general. Immediately after he takes Heidi into the woods with him at night, and ultimately ditches her in the woods to die, and gets her kidnapped by a witch. Indeed, the others consistently show a willingness to follow him and trust in his leadership when he is using his abilities for "good.". During the time of being yelled at, Cartman does not seem to demonstrate any angry response and simple allows the psychologist to curse Cartman's obesity, and even proceeds to sends a text message/e-mail on his iPhone in a non-concerned manner. He has medium-brown hair and a double-chin. Of course this only occurs after Cartman suggests they leave Kyle for dead and continue to their search for crocodiles. However, obesity, HIV, poor eyesight, and bad tonsils may be the least of Cartman's health concerns; Cartman seems to have a very poor mental health. One of which is to place a warm glass of water under Butter's hand and then urinate on him. In these episodes, he usually convinces Kyle that he has good intentions, such as in the "Cartoon Wars" two-parter, where Cartman appears to Kyle that he is concerned about people's safety at the beginning, but it is later shown to only have been doing it to get Family Guy off the air. Cartman's "You Will Respect My Authoritah!" In "It's Christmas in Canada", after Cartman repeatedly threatens to beat Kyle up if they do not get home in time for Christmas, Kyle punches Cartman and he immediately bursts into tears. Thus, Cartman was born. However, in "Funnybot", these assumptions were proven incorrect, as it was shown that he was fluent in German, with him proclaiming Drfen wir der Kind dortgeboten? Cartman's criminal record includes kidnapping Butters, framing Liane for operating a methamphetamine lab, hanging Stan Marsh from a tree, and participating in prison riots. In "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig", Cartman mentions that his mom subjected him to humiliation in a sexual way. According to their mutual friend Jonathan Korty, Trey came up with the name Cartman during a Super Bowl party on 29 January 1995. In "1%", Cartman successfully engineers ( Subconsciously, in a psychotic delusion. ) Cartman also confuses English people with French people. In "Grey Dawn" he is seen playing street hockey along with the rest of the boys as a goalie. He is miserably and completely scrooged, determined not to give up the slightest amount of money, such as refusing to give a dollar to Afghan children in "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants", "I'm not giving a dollar to those towel-heads!" Also, in "My Future Self n' Me" he spoke to Mexican workers in fluent Spanish, suggesting that he is, in fact, fluent or knows a few phrases. In "201" it is revealed that Cartman is Scott Tenorman's half-brother, meaning that he killed his own father; Jack Tenorman and fed it to Scott Tenorman in a bowl of chili. The police, record executives, Ben Affleck and the boys all chase after the two Lopezes, and Cartman, and are shocked to discover that the new Jennifer Lopez is, in fact, a con-artist named "Mitch Conner". Also in Pee, his ignorance is again displayed when he thinks all the minorities in "his" water park are what the Mayans predicted and by 2012, the apocalypse will be when the whole world is minorities. Cousins Eric has also been portrayed as somewhat of a bully; he always insults new kids with offensive, often profane words, usually never leaving them alone. Overall, Cartman is a decent fighter, although he can be a wuss and particularly enraged opponents can beat him with ease. In the early episode "Chickenlover", Cartman receives a nightstick (otherwise known as a baton) due to his duty as police officer. It should be noted that before Cartman found out that Liane was his father, he had been told that Chef was his father. For example, in "The Passion Of The Jew", when Cartman dressed as Hitler, while rallying outside the theater presenting "The Passion" with a group of Christian followers, he began chanting hateful comments to Jews in German such as "Es Ist Zeit zu subern" ("It's time to cleanse"), while the crowd replies ""Wir mssen die Juden ausrotten!" Is Cartman good or evil? In "Cow Days", he receives a concussion that makes him think he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li, who frequently says "fucky sucky, five dolla" (a reference to Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket), to passing male carnival goers. In several episodes, he is seen able to overpower Kenny, but in some episodes he is not capable of doing so. He is also shown to be very vulgar and disgusting, doing things like holding people down and farting on them and making them smell his rectum. ', Cartman appears to know very little about the female anatomy. This milk-sneezing problem is due to a malfunctioning kidney, which Cartman is tricked into donating for transplant, benefiting his friend Kyle, who receives the malfunctioning organ as seen in the episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons". However, during the events of "Chef Goes Nanners", Cartman briefly became an object of affection for Stan's girlfriend Wendy Testaburger. - In which Cartman, for once, agrees with Kyle, as he admits that he is manipulative, because that is likely what he does in almost every episode. He once pushes an unnamed kid up against a wall, until the kid showed him his hall pass, after which Cartman acts as if nothing happened. His birthday was in the. In "Bass to Mouth", Cartman is oblivious to the fact that his making another student crap herself is useless when trying to prevent the suicide of another student. "; Cartman then licks Scotts tears saying, "Let me lick your tears Scott. In the episode "Imaginationland", Cartman wins a bet with Kyle which requires Kyle to suck his balls, and goes to various extreme measures throughout the Imaginationland trilogy to make Kyle do so, including going to the Supreme Court and breaking into the Pentagon (twice). In "Spookyfish" Stan is fully for sending Cartman away forever. here.) Cartman's head can be seen in the ACT Easts picture under the name Adam Doyle.25 "Greatest" Moments (October 2005). Cartman is also a very good leader as a pirate captain, in "Fatbeard", when he convinces all the Somalian pirates to join his crew, and causes so much trouble to international shipping that the United States Navy had to track him down and kill his crew. Next, Cartman exclaimed "Es ist Zeit fr Rache!" Through the help of Butters, Cartman successfully takes control of the time travel machine. Stan also agrees with Cartman in the episode, such as not telling Kyle he caused the dam to break, and not telling Randy he was the one who broke the dam. . Follow. At the end of the episode he hides the fact that he was the savior of Kyle's whole family, opting to insult Kyle again instead; Kyle replies angrily and storms off, to Cartman's satisfaction. He is also shown presenting a slideshow in class, and comments about them skillfully. Last name: Cartman SDB Popularity ranking: 8777 This is one of the most famous of English surnames. Liane constantly dotes over Cartman, doing almost anything he asks and at times even agreeing to his most horrible ideas and plans, such as signing him up for the Special Olympics in "Up the Down Steroid." Cartman finds Butters as too boring a nemesis since he will simply accept anything Cartman directs at him, and realizes that in order to have someone with which to argue incessantly again he must get Kyle back. Cartman's much quoted line, "Respect my authority" (or as Cartman pronounces it, "respect mah authori-tah") highlights his power hungry and dictatorial characteristics. ", meaning "Do you want to sleep with me, Clyde?" ", but leaves after he is put into a "gay" move by Butters, who was told by the teacher to do so. Later, Cartman takes them to Tolkien's house, convinced that "black people are incapable of doing anything wrong." despite living in different states with Cartman's anti-semitism faded and Kyle going from a 10 year old skinny kid with a jew-fro to a 40 year old hot alcoholical man stealing and proposing to Heidi's Husband (Cartman) at the latest scene . Following that, in "Wieners Out", it is revealed by Cartman the two are now a couple and he claims to be wiser from the experience. Also, in 2005, Cartman was ranked number nineteen on Bravo's 100 Greatest TV Characters. The toxicity of their relationship plays a large role in the Season Twenty-One episode, "Sons A Witches". Cartman also appears to enjoy teen pop, as demonstrated in his Britney Spears dance sequence in "AWESOM-O". EVERY SINGLE CRIME CARTMAN HAS COMMITTED IN DETAIL (cartmans criminal record) ACID 94 subscribers Subscribe 432 17K views 1 year ago #ButtersStotch #Butters #Funniest Today I will be going. Trey was sitting in a corner quietly watching Karpman and their other friends trash talk during the game when one person said, "Shut up Karpman". An arrest record, or arrest report, are the documents generated when law enforcement officers take an individual into custody. Scott Tenorman continually defeats Cartman's attempts at retrieving a sum of money Scott tricked him out of throughout the episode, humiliating Cartman and elevating his hatred and desire for revenge. Cartman also carries around what appears to be a Glock 17 pistol that has been seen in several episodes. Cartman is the only one to say greet Wendy in "Pinkeye" when she meets up with the others to go trick-or-treating, and says it in a nice tone. In order to protect his family, Cartman decides to foil Stan and Kyle's plan in traveling back to the past and change the future, establishing a faction against time travel. That son of a bitch!". He plays Baseball, as he is seen hitting a home run and plays catcher on the Baseball team, as seen as one of the three players (Stan, Kyle, and Cartman) hitting a home run in "The Losing Edge". In "Funnybot", Cartman speaks German to the Germans, seemingly offering them Kyle as a way to make peace with them, or just kill him. Unlike the other boys, Butters is not aware of the plan and Cartman believes that Butters is the only one who can see him, now that he is "dead". Shelley is visibly angered by this remark. It is believed his taunting of her is his way of "pulling pigtails". In "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer", when Shelley walks in the living room and changes the channel while the boys are watching TV, Cartman tries to manipulate Shelley into letting the boys continue watching by telling her that he thinks she is hot. Cartman is often shown to be a poor student, but excels in leadership and team organization which usually involves exploitation of others' weaknesses. In the future timeline set in South Park: Post Covid, he has converted to Judaism and becomes a rabbi, and has a Jewish wife with three children, all of which was met with skeptism from Kyle. His Christian rock group "Faith + 1" sold 1,000,000 copies of its album in the episode "Christian Rock Hard" with the intent of earning a platinum album but according to the Christian Music Association their artists only receive Myrrh for this achievement. This, however, is a line from the song "Lady Marmalade", and considering the meaning of the phrase, likely means that Cartman does not actually speak French. The episode is based on the ever growing Facebook craze. Cartman has been shown to go to great lengths to get revenge on people who did relatively minor things. Contents 1 Background 1.1 Concept and Creation 1.2 Accomplishments 1.3 Criminal Record 1.4 Talents 1.4.1 Manipulation and Leadership Ability 1.4.2 Ventriloquism In "AWESOM-O", a movie producer asks Cartman, who is disguised as a robot, if he is a pleasure model. In "Fun with Veal", Cartman is awoken by Kyle, Stan and Butters to help save some baby cows from slaughter. After several unsuccessful attempts by the optician to cure them, including a pupil dilation that resulted in him walking into several walls and a botched laser eye surgery that ended up with Cartman having to wear bandages over his eyes for three days, he managed to get a transplant from a "donor" who's head he had preserved in ice - the donor being Kenny, who Cartman says had perfect sight. Ike has been shown working with Cartman on occasion, and is the only Jew that Cartman does not seem to discriminate against (although it is possible he does not know he is Jewish, which is unlikely due to events in "Ike's Wee Wee"). In "Breast Cancer Show Ever", Cartman is shown to be quite nervous over fighting Wendy and is shown going to great lengths to avoid the confrontation. Kenny saved the world from Saddam Hussein. In Stan's house when they were sleeping, he was sleeping next to him. Apparently during the night of the Drunk Barn Dance, Liane proceeded to have sex with assorted men and women; however Jack was the one who impregnated her. In "Cartman Sucks" he repeatedly invited Butters over to spend the night to play pranks on him, until it backfired on him and he made an inappropriate picture which featured him putting Butter's penis in his mouth, and which ended up being showed to the entire fourth grade class, humiliating Cartman instead of Butters.

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